"HOG Butcher for the World,
Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat,
Player with Railroads and the Nation’s Freight Handler;
Stormy, husky, brawling,
City of the Big Shoulders"
-from Chicago, by Carl Sandburg
FOOD Cooker for the World, Cool Faker, Hacker of the Deep, Flayer of Stale Modes and the Patient Late Ambler; Corny, lanky, trawling, Andy of the Medium Shoulders.
3 comments:
I knew that!
What happens if you fall in the water? Do you come out all green? Or do you come out in Ireland?
Nice shot!
Then elves' blood distributes oxygen throughout their bodies using cupric oxide?
That green slime color gives me the creeps. It must be a "yankee" thing"v
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